I decided to chronicle my adventures and misadventures in a blog. The main reason is there are some stupid fucking people playing World of Warcraft. Unfortunately, I seem to run into most of them.
I guess it's because my character name starts with an "A" and people think I'm a girl. So when some idiot searches for someone, I appear on the top of the list.
Now, what degree of stupidity does it take for someone to ask a random person they've never spoken to, let alone seen their character, to leave Dalaran and come run their stupid ass through the Stockades?
I'm going to have to start writing down character names, so I can attribute the stupidity to a particular character.
For example, I decided I was going to get the Dungeon 1 set and upgrade it because you never see those old school armor sets anymore. I soloed Stratholme a few times and got one of the pieces to drop, then decided to fly back to Iron Forge and check the Auction House before heading out to Wintergrasp.
While I was flying across the Wetlands, some moron whispered "help kill captn"
I almost ignored the fucknut because he couldn't make a complete sentence, but I decided to be polite and replied. "I'm flying back to Iron Forge."
To which he responded, "cunt fly in ek"
What the Fuck?
So, I have a new rule now.
If I need an AOL-to-English dictionary to understand what you're saying, my response to you is going to be "Fuck Off Dipshit."
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